funny joke!

[scorpiochick]

The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church in the Vatican. They were sitting near the rear
and as the Pope was speaking, they whispered and giggled amongst
themselves, causing quite a disturbance. All of a sudden, Dopey stands up
and says, "Your Excellency, are there any midget nuns in the Church ?" "No," said
the Pope, "There are no midget nuns in the Church." A little time passed
and the dwarfs were again whispering and giggling amongst themselves
causing quite a disturbance and noticeably angering the Pope.

Soon, Dopey stands up again and asks, "Holy One, are there any midget nuns in
Rome?"

"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the Church or in Rome." says
the Pope. Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the dismay
of the Pope.

Once again, Dopey stands up and asks "Oh Exalted Being, are there any midget nuns in
Italy?"

"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in Italy, in Rome, and no
midget nuns in the Church." exclaimed the Pope, obviously upset.

The dwarfs continue their interference.

Dopey stands up and asks, "Your Greatness, are there any midget nuns in Europe?"

The Pope, totally angered, exclaims "No, my son, there are no midget nuns
in the Church, in Rome, in Italy, no midget nuns in Europe,
there are no midget nuns in the whole world!!! Now sit down!!!!!"

Soon afterwards, a chant can be heard from the rear of the church, "Dopey
fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin."

[lovetheporn]

lol its good :D

[Tonguemaster]

Nice one! Glad to see the tone around here has lightened up a tad. I had to get away for a while. It seemed like the let's fight club instead of the let's talk about sex club. Well commence the sex for the Toungemaster is back in town ladies!!!!!!!! :P

[daisy]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Kevin]

hehe, very funny :lol:

[anytime]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That was great.
Then again I am Stoned !!!!!!!!!!!!
B)

[assroamer]

lol that was pretty good :D

[sabrosa]

:D :lol: :lol:

Sx

[sabrosa]

Originally posted by assroamer@May 6 2003, 09:41 AM
lol that was pretty good  :D
Cute little icon-things, assroamer (your name is also amusing!)... :)

Sx

Ah and the little naughty one gives the other one a kiss after he's had his way with her.... :lol:

[skysailor7]

Excellent one Scorpio.......... :D :D :D This Should be a regular Topic for posting Jokes. Like this one.


A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"

The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"

"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."

[ream]

Miney Mouse went to a Psychologist and says i can"t put up with
Mickey any more.
Hes Fucking Gooby.
So ask the Doc ? Is he totally crazy, or insane ?
NO I Said Hes Fucking Gooby.... :blush:

[Kevin]

A lady walks into a Furniture Store. She browses around, then spots the perfect leather sofa and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, sure enough, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely leather sofa?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."

[Kevin]

hehe, this one is funny:

Three elderly men go out walking:
First one says. "Windy isn't it? "
Second one says, "No its Thursday!"!
Third one says. "So am I. Lets go get a beer".

[Kevin]

Three men were talking about their teenage daughters:
The first says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and found a packet of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked".
The second says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank".
Then the third speaks up. "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a penis".

[ErnieH]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of
the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm
just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

:unsure:

[zed_530]

:thumbup: :thumbup: First class Scorpiochick!!!:lol:

[zed_530]

:D :D A guy walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm,the barman tells him to get out with the dangerous beast.The guy tells him its his tame pet,and to prove it,he bangs the reptile on the head with his fist,the alligator remains placid,but the barman insists he leave.I will prove to you he is not dangerous.....watch this,the man says,he then takes his dick out,and puts it in the alligators mouth!! then bangs it on the head with his fist again,the beast remains placid,to prove his point, he says anyone in the bar could do the same...........An old Lady stands up and says.....I,ll try it son but don,t bang me on the head!!! :lol: :lol:

[Phaedrus]

A little kid comes up to a Firehouse in his little red wagon being pulled by a cat and a dog. He says to a fireman sitting in a chair out front, "Hey mister, I'm a fireman, too."

The Fireman says, "So you are. Let's have a look at your great rig."

As he inspects the kids wagon, he sees a cord is tied around the dog's neck, but a second cord is tied around the cat's scrotum.
He says, "Son, I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but I think you'll get more speed if you tie that cord around the cat's neck."

The kid says, "But Gee mister, then I'll loose my siren."

[rga_81@rediffma]

Hey scorpiochick nice joke. how about this
There will be a father & a son. Father is a stingy guy, never use to give his son a single penny.One day boy peeps to his dad's room to check what the hell is doing with his lots of money.But his father will be fucking his wife.Boy gets angry & fucks his grandma.Fathercomes to know about this &asks his son what the hell u have done. why did u fuck my mother.Boy repl's -u can fuck my mother , why can't i fuck u'r mother.

[Kevin]

A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.

"Carmen," she replied.

That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"

"No, I named myself, she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.

"Beersex."
:D

[grinder]

Nice one lol

[zed_530]

:D :D ..Hehehehe.!!:thumbup: ..Good one Kev..:D

[Tuner]

hahaha! good jokes :D :D :D :thumbup: :thumbup:

[forman]

A piece of string walks into a bar walks up to the counter and asks the barman for a drink,the barman replies sorry but we don't serve string here.
So the string walks out goes round the corner ties a knot in both ends and frizzes the ends a bit, puts on a hat and goes back into the bar and asks the barman for a beer.
The barman replies "aren't you the piece of string that was in here a minute ago"
and the string replies "NO I'm a frayed knot "

[grinder]

What did dopey do when snow white gave him a wank????

He cum all over happy

[Kevin]

Two girls go out one weekend without their husbands and got somewhat inebriated.

Staggering on their way home, they both desperately need a wee and with no public toilets in sight the nearest venue was a cemetery, so they both ducked behind the fence to relieve themselves. After they'd finished, the first woman took off her knickers to wipe herself and then threw them away. The other woman, realising she was wearing some

very expensive knickers, didn't want to throw hers away and so looked around for something else and decided on using the ribbon off a nearby wreath.

So now, feeling a lot better, they carried on with their stagger home.

The following morning the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone. One commented, "I think we need to start keeping a closer eye on our wives you know. I reckon they're up to no good. My wife came home last night without any knickers on!"

The other one replied, "Tell me about it! If you think that's bad, my wife came home with a card stuck to her arse that read - "All the members of the District Fire Brigade will never forget you".

[EJackUlate]

Three men are discussing who must have designed the human body.
The first one said - "It must have been an Electronic engineer! Nobody else could have designed such a complicated piece of switching as the human brain."
The second one said - "I don't think the electronics are the key factor. In my opinion it had to be a Mechanical engineer! Take the human hand for instance. Who else could have designed such a piece of machinery with all those joints".
"You're both wrong" said the third man, " It had to be an Architect".
"An Architect........? How do you arrive at that?" asked the other two.
"It's obvious!" said the third "Consider the female body.
Who other than an Architect, would put the sewage and waste water disposal plant directly next to the Adventure Playground".

[goman]

this blind guy walks into wal mart and he picks up his dog and starts to swing him around over his head by his chain and a clerk runs up to him and says can i help you sir can i help you sir and the blind man said no thanks im just looking around.

[goman]

there was three dogs runing down this muddy path the frist dog was kicking mud in the secound dogs face and the secound dog was kicking mud in the third dogs face the secound dog looks back at the third dog and says this is a bitch aint it and the third dog says it beter be

[goman]

this young guy is in bar and he ask the bartender if he new where he could get screwed, the bartender told him to go across the street to room 24, so he went across the street to room24, he knocked on the door and a male voice said what the do you want, the young guy said the bartender from across the street said i could get screwed here,the voice from behind the door said ok slip 20 dollers under the door ,so he slips a 20 under the door and he waits about 15 mins, and he knocks on the door again, and the voice says what the hell you want ,and the man says i want to get screwed,and thevoice says what again.

[avalon]

Q...What are nuts on a wall named?

A...Walnuts!

Q...What are nuts on a chest named?

A...Chestnuts!

Q...So, what are nuts on a chin named?














A...My cock in your mouth!!!

[goman]

these two drunks were laying on the sidewalk the one drunk had his finger up the others ass, and a cop walks up on them and says what the hell are you doing, and the drunk says my pal is sick and im making him throw up, the cop says your not going to make him throw up like that, the drunk said the hell im not wait till i shove this finger down his throat

[goman]

a man went to a therapist and said ,please help me, every night my wife goes out to larrys bar to pick up men . what should I do!
just relax,his therapist said, take a deep breath and tell me where larrys bar is."







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[colin2412]

kid asks his mum how do you spell clitoris she replies ask your dad he had it on the tip of his tongue this mornin