masterbate

[lissa]

;) I need some good ways to masterbate

[admin]

What are the ways u do it now??

[unregistered]

Lissa, you mean there are bad ways. :unsure: :D

[daywalker_1954]

contact me..you'll be happy you did.. :D

[Whacker]

Think about a sperm filled dick ready to shoot it's load all over you

[Guest_Max]

Try this:

In the bathtub (or shower), get warm and relaxed. As your mind wanders, reach for a nice, soft sponge. Hold it under the water so it becomes full, then part your legs and squeeze the sponge gently so that the warm water cascades out and over your cookie. A few of these should get you in the mood, and then you can go for it. Frig yourself gently with the sponge, and keep filling squeezing. The mixed sensations will send you into spasms of ecstacy.

If you have a good shower, set the showerhead to 'pulse', and run it over your, ahem, self. That, too, can bring you a great deal of pleasure. Water and sexual pleasure work very well together.


Thangyouver'much
B)

[scorpiochick]

I have done the shower head thing..it is great!!!!! :lol:

[Whacker]

did you stand on your head ?? <BG>

:huh: ;)

[admin]

Originally posted by Whacker@Dec 17 2002, 01:48 PM
did you stand on your head ?? <BG>

:huh: ;)
HAHAHAHAHA
Thats some funny stuff :)

[daywalker_1954]

hey lissa....
did you solve your dilemma.... :P

[gina]

Hi....
Since we are on the tub topic.....try running a hot bath with a cup of milk added (powdered works super). Add a few drops of scented oil....When the tub is full, slowly get in, licking your nipples as you immerse your body. Gently massage your breasts and allow your hands to carress you intire body. Reach from your ass up through your vagina and gently let your fingers rest and probe where the pleasure is greatest...Take a cucumber or even a squash...If not available, try the head on a shampoo bottle and gently begin to enter into your pussy. With the other hand, continue to caress your body all over. Don't be afraid to play with your nipples and delight in how they harden. Mentally keep your fantasy alive, or try some creative spritual visualization around being loved by your ideal lover. When you begin to feel your pussy throb, take one finger and slowly insert into your anus, carfeul to massage it gently. Press the fruit or bottle deeper into your pussy to simulate a nice hard and ripe cock...Don't neglect to clitoris in the process and keep the finger in the ass....You should Cum fabulously......Afterwards, take the time to relax and recover. If you have a partner, this experience you give you initiative to share and bring him/her more pleasure next time you are together.....Enjoy

[Guest_jizzo]

ok i dont need any else to wank with after reading gina's episode HOT HOT :lol: :D :P

[clitlicker]

Hi Gina,

I'd like to handover my cock into your experienced hands..... :D :D

[scorpiochick]

Damn Gina...wanna come tell me a bed time story??? ^_^

[freetv]

here is a good one shove your hand up your ass and then kick yourself in the head

[scorpiochick]

Originally posted by freetv@Jan 18 2003, 04:22 PM
here is a good one shove your hand up your ass and then kick yourself in the head
speaking of ass and head... :rolleyes:

your proctologist called, they said they found YOUR head... :rolleyes:

[Whacker]

Nice one


:D :D :D :D :D :D :P

[tripod]

freetv, that was horrible advice, I just lost another watch.... damn

[flowers4never]

its a very good thing if (YOU ) let it happen.

[scorpiochick]

Originally posted by flowers4never@Jan 26 2003, 11:47 PM
its a very good thing if (YOU ) let it happen.
if you let what happen, get your head lost in your ass?

[you 'ol sneaker you...hehe]

hehehehehehe

Sneak... you're just killing me with that shit....

hehehehehehe

hehehehehehe

Man I'm just fuckin howling...

hehehehehehehe





:(

[rouge]

Originally posted by freetv@Jan 19 2003, 12:22 AM
here is a good one shove your hand up your ass and then kick yourself in the head
dang dude,..,you are a funny fucker,..,none of that romantic tittlating shit for you,..,just get done anyway you can, huh? - Whew!
Ha HA HA

[rouge]

Originally posted by gina@Jan 10 2003, 05:32 PM
Hi....
Since we are on the tub topic.....try running a hot bath with a cup of milk added (powdered works super). Add a few drops of scented oil....When the tub is full, slowly get in, licking your nipples as you immerse your body. Gently massage your breasts and allow your hands to carress you intire body. Reach from your ass up through your vagina and gently let your fingers rest and probe where the pleasure is greatest...Take a cucumber or even a squash...If not available, try the head on a shampoo bottle and gently begin to enter into your pussy. With the other hand, continue to caress your body all over. Don't be afraid to play with your nipples and delight in how they harden. Mentally keep your fantasy alive, or try some creative spritual visualization around being loved by your ideal lover. When you begin to feel your pussy throb, take one finger and slowly insert into your anus, carfeul to massage it gently. Press the fruit or bottle deeper into your pussy to simulate a nice hard and ripe cock...Don't neglect to clitoris in the process and keep the finger in the ass....You should Cum fabulously......Afterwards, take the time to relax and recover. If you have a partner, this experience you give you initiative to share and bring him/her more pleasure next time you are together.....Enjoy
Is that what takes you women so long in the shower/tub?ha ha ha I thought it was just a place to wash your ass, rinse off and dry,..,get on with life a little cleaner. - Have to try that shower head thing,..,think it'll work on my pecker?, maybe if I think of your horny escapades while doing it?
Hot story, babe!

[Marquis de Sade]

The shower head thing can work for men as well. Some of my first experiences alone were with such a device. It worked for me to lay down with a constant stream of water landing on my most sensitive areas; sometimes it is too rough so I would place a wash cloth on top and let the water stream do its work. Add this to an active imagination and you have an interesting evening. Just make sure you have enough warm water- if it runs out you are set up to have the most disturbing experience of your life.

Cheers

[LDfosheezee]

Shower head idea seems....Different for a guy. any other non-conventional forms of masturbation out there that you men use?

[chasjobud27]

[number1]

i know this sounds silly but there are loads of house hold things women can use too masterbate they can use anythin that'll fit im not i've never heard of what men can use can we only use our hands and bought toys?or are there any house hold things men can use to make masterbating better (apart from the hoover hahaha) just a thought.

[Germ]

Use the pool vacuum. :huh:

[makemecum]

;) I need some good ways to masterbate
You can buy a vibrator from ebay and keep it private. That way nobody else has to know what is your own personal business unless you want them to.

[guitarman7]

try a little baby oil

[distortion]

LoL you guys are hillarious! :lol:

I've done the shower thing (I'm male). Works great! Actually, the very first "toy" I used was one of those vibrating pens for kids called "squiggle wiggle writer"

[Sinster]

:bleh: Hi there come show me how you do it and I will offer advice...

[lemmesee]

I just sit her in front of the computer, on CK or Lit, and jerk off....it always works for me :-)